#AND I OOOP

[strawberrypinky]

Fictional Type Tag

So normally I'm not one for AI, but I saw a trend on Tiktok where you basically told ChatGPT your fictional type and asked what they had in common, what it said about you and to then roast you based on that.

I thought this was way too hilarious to not share on tumblr.

NPT because I want to have a laugh: @legacygirlingreen @leenabb104104 @taveliara-as-in-tav @heyitszev @ladyofcrowsandcoffee @goodgirlgonebard @gufu-vire

[blueribbonbaby]

[thedumb1]

[actuallysara]

[p1325]

[devin-gamble]

JORDAN BAKER

All American 5.08

[kingofthewebxxx]

Have you ever wanted to be kind, soft, romantic? ((Of course she's going to ask this question))

In reply to:

Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (...)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

“No”

[devouredher]

♡ wanted plot: inspired by this gif ♡ potential connections: sibling's s/o, niece, (step)-daughter/sister, family friend's daughter, neighbour, etc. ♡ alt. muse: astrid, diana, genevieve

she had promised to be in her best behavior. but she couldn't help herself. not when her new toy had just arrived days after finding out she would be staying with her for the weekend. the family reunion had too many attendees staying in the main house, so her family asked if she was able to host her just for a few days. it wasn't what she wanted. not liking guests in her own home. not when she couldn't be herself. but she figured she could have her fun. "oh welcome, sweetie!" the busty red head came strolling in the living room wearing nothing but a thong, her twelve inch strap on, and a bra that barely covered anything. "sorry you have to see me like this but you know me! always working, working!" it was no secret that catherine was big star in the adult film industry and one of the top creators on only fans. so her line of work excuses her behaviour perfectly and hides the fact that she came out like this on purpose.

[ofsquaredcircle]

@defeatsthem continued from here.

Brittany couldn’t help but scoff at the fact that he flat out didn’t know the truth about why she actually went to Wardlow for. Hell, she was even scared to mention this to him because once she gotten the news, she was in pure shock. She wiped her eyes and she shook her head. “You are such a guy. Had you actually given me the opportunity to tell what I went to Wardlow for, then you would know why I couldn’t come to you with what is going on.” She said. “It’s not for what you think either, Maxwell.” She says as she looked over at the mirror wiping away anything that was on her face. “I knew that I could go to him because he’s my friend and I trust he won’t say anything that I go to him about.” She tells him. “I’m scared Max. I am not used to getting all of this attention and being spoiled like you have done with me. I’ve never had that. What I told you at the restaurant still holds true today. That wasn’t and isn’t gonna change.” She turns away from him trying to hold back tears as she could leave too. She reached down for her jacket and she slipped it on. “That’s fine… I’ll leave.. but I’m taking my future child with me…” she fixed her hair and she headed towards the door.

[cody-helix02]

Soooo I am back with a new fic 😅 This time something OC related cause I got inspired by one of the sketches I did for my OC Muffin. You'll definitly know which one right away lol 😌 Also his real name is Elijah so don't be confused by the name change hehe other then that have fun reading 😌✌️

Disclaimer: strong language I think and obviously blood oh and also mentions of violence 👀 Also if you see spelling errors or grammar shit no you didn't😒😌 (also the gif is from pinterest)

Like Blood Upon the Snow...

Blood, dripping from his chin in tiny red specks onto the bright white snow. Flowing from his jaw over his neck, seeping into the dirty uniform jacket. Holding his breath, not moving a single muscle in his body, he looked straight into lifeless hazel eyes.

Elijah was afraid. Afraid that if he looked away for a second, took to deep of a breath or moved slightly the other would eat him alive. The other, a man with tousled ravenblack hair peekin out from underneath his helmet, pale skin with a jaw set tight and lookin a little scruff. Lieutenant Ronald Speirs from D-Company. Known to be a fearless and ruthless soldier. A killer even.

The blood, still dripping onto the snow, was not Eli's own but from the Lieutenants hand that held his chin and jaw in a firm grasp. Where the blood was from, Elijah would not dare to ask. Even tho Bastogne was a white frozen hell he wanted to stay alive.

A few seconds of deathly silence, that felt like an eternity to Elijah, passed. The metallic stench of the red liquid was slowley making him nauseous. Taking a big gulb of air he gathered his courage and slowly reached into his jacket pocket for a cloth tissue.

Speirs, even tho his eyes hadn't left Eli's own, kept track of every movement out of his peripheral vision. Carefully and with featherlight touches Elijah peeled the rough hand of of his face. The fingers slid, due to the blood, fairly easliy from his jaw.

Elijah waited a second to see if the Lieutenant would make a move. But nothing happend so he started to clean the blood of of his fingers. He worked gently, cause he didn't know if Speirs hand was injured or not.

Keeping his breathing shallow he ventured a look onto the others hand. The blood, now soaked into the tissue, did not seem to come from the back of it. Carefully, still gingerly grasping it, Elijah turned it to also clean his palm from the deep red fluid. Inspecting it, there also wasn't a wound on the inside, so the blood had to be from somewhere or rather someone else.

Soft rustling from clothes made him snap his head back up. Speirs had moved closer without Eli noticing, bracing his other hand on the tree trunk behind him. He had leaned down his head and torso, not leaving Elijah much personal space.

A slight shiver wrecked Eli's body as he now was nearly nose on nose with the, still rather emotionless lookin, Lieutenant. His heart climbing into his throat as he tried to evaluate how to get out of this predicament alive.

There wasn't anybody around and shouting for help would be embarassing. Taking a step back wasn't an option either because of the tree behind him. Speirs also bodely blocked him from nearly all sides. Elijah almost made an attempt to shove him away, when something wet and soft touched his, with blood smeared, cheek and jaw.

Deep in his panicked thoughts he hadn't noticed, again, that the other had taken the tissue, from his slightly trembling hands and was now using it to wipe away the blood. Frozen, Eli could only stare dumbfounded into the Lieutenants face. Which now looked somewhat relaxed and focused on the task.

"Are you afraid Sergeant ?" The question brought Elijah out of his frozen state. Slowly blinking he looked back into the others eyes, which were now fixed on him in a nearly amused stare.

Searching for an answer, Elijah opened his mouth but only a shuddering breath escaped him, so he closed it again. With a barely visable smirk the other put the tissue back into Eli's pocket. Just as he was about to pull his hand away Elijah whispered:" Yo..your hand...where...where did...the blood came from Sir..?" and a tinge of pink coloured the tips of his ears and cheeks.

Speirs studied his face curiously for a moment, took a step into his direction, while leaning so close that only a piece of paper could've fit between them. Elijah had no other option then to press his back against the tree. Putting his hands against the others chest, which radiated warmth even through the thick layers of his uniform.

Only a milimeter was now between their faces, breathing each others air and keeping eye contact Speirs whispered against Eli's lips:" I gouched a Krautz eyes out because he wouldn't stop staring."

The Lieutenants big hand sneaked it's way around Elijahs narrow hip and grabbed his lower back tightly through the uniform. Making him shiver once more and sending goosebumbs over his ivory skin. Not caused by the cold surrounding them Eli's cheeks turned a darker shade of red.

It took him a few seconds to register what Speirs had said because he was transfixed, watchin the slight amusement in his face. Shifting one of his hands up the mans chest, over his jaw and onto his neck, Elijah mumbeled back:" What...was he staring at...sir ?".

Instead of an answer Speirs cocked his head a little to the side. He closed the small gap between them in sealing Elijahs soft lips with his own chapped ones. Kissing him passionately. With a tiny gasp Eli dug his fingers into the others jacket and returned the kiss shyly, timidly holding the back of Speirs neck....

[strawberrypinky]

honest to god, i’m one mental breakdown away from attending mcm comic con in london.

[samhainmade]

for @naturallytwofaced​

There was something seriously with Shona, some kind of sick desire to inflict pain and suffering and yet she couldn’t stop herself from doing her very worst every single time. And it was that time of the week again, where she paid her favorite little politician a visit just to ruin his day. Sitting comfortably at his desk she lazily waved him a hello with a cunning smirk on her lips. “Mr Mayor! Good afternoon?” she asked, twirling a pen in her hand. She’d been redecorating his reelection flyers. “Missed you bestie. Did you miss me?”

[ask-potato-sans]

if thare was no ketchup or spaghetti in the world what would you eat?

And I oop--

[azula-jpeg]

After five years together my partner/fiance and I broke up today. He is my best friend and like kind of my worst nightmare.. Me being disabled put a lot of pressure on us, him becoming more abusive overtime, me being too scared to leave, dependent on him for companionship and care as I used some of my savings to pay for him to go to massage school, trying to get more treatment for my EDS. I am utterly heartbroken.

[devildungeondm]

Smash or pass

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃   "  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑   𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒.   𝐍𝐎   𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃  .

"Would it be that strange to imagine that the big bad wolf wants little red riding hood? Smash."

[bloodwr4th]

@wickedslip .

coco mellors, cleopatra and frankenstein.